It takes a lot of effort not to be egoistic. Guess that explains everything.

As I sit here and ponder over the mysteries of life, a thought pops out:

I look good in with my hair in a bun.

As I continue to sit and ponder the mysteries of life, a notion:

Haven't worn a scarf round my waist in ages. Looks good.

As I carry on with the pondering of life's mysteries, an idea:

I should wear long tops more often.

As I attempt once more to ponder the mysteries of...




Ah, forget it. My brain is overloaded and my biological alarm is ringing off the hook. I hate nature and its ways when it applies to me.