Everyone loves image; it's how they lie to themselves before everyone else.

I just looked at some doctored photos posted on Teacher L's blog (yes! He has a blog! Everybody, together now: *gasp*), and er........ they all looked a bit er.......

.......... Let's just say I've lost a bit of appetite.

Oh, on friday, after epidermal consultation and before work, I was wondering around Paragon, and I saw Mark Lee!! Our resident tv beng! And he was looking (no offense) really beng that day. Spiked yellow hair (was that a yellow stub I saw as well?), green t-shirt and bermuda shorts, if I recall. Wearing glasses.

Though tempting, I didn't go up to bother him, coz I don't think he'll appreciate the attention very much.

Okay, okay... actually, I'm not that kind. The morbid side of me wanted to go up to annoy him a little, but the enviromentally induced sense of morality and occasional selfless thinking forced me to abandon that thought.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I ADMIT I WANTED TO GO IRRITATE HIM BUT I MISSED MY CHANCE. Plus it would severely compromise any vague possibility that I could go audition at TCS. Also, I think he wasn't very happy that I was staring.

I look horrible in a two-piece. The top half of me looks okay, but the lower half of me looks absolutely horrendous and disgraceful. ARGH. But a two-piece is more practical for a live on board in dive trips (I mean it)!! But I certainly can't walk around the boat looking like a pretty troll in a lady's swimsuit! I seriously look obscene.

Isn't there a two-piece with a high waist? Or a long top?

No, no, no, no and NO. I do NOT want mini bikinis.

I need to hit somebody. Pass the stick.