Why is it so hard to believe in miracles when it's so easy to believe in magic?

I have just discovered the meaning of the word "psychedelic". And I'm it. And no, it's not something to do with being psychic. It's something to do with believing you're psychic.


I hath wronged the poor cabbie I mentioned afore. He was not trying some pick up. He was trying to eliminate competition by marketing himself as a cabbie-come-chauffeur. Apparently it's a tactic that's gaining popularity amongst cabbies. My sincere apologies. I'm psychedelic.


Looks as if my match doesn't want me anymore. Oh well. With my psychedelic abilities, I'm sure I can find another guy.


I have to do work. Period.


I prefer using British spelling, but American sentence structure. Why is that?


I'm still in denial. That's not good.


Two pairs of new heels, two new spag-lace tops... What am I turning into...


Oh. I know. I'm becoming normal.


Waitwaitwaitwaitwait... is that even possible? I think I'm too far down in the bottomless pit of anomalies. Then again, one never knows...


Shall we take a poll?


A) 2p's brain and mental state are both normal.
B) 2p's brain is normal, and her mental state is approaching normal.
C) 2p's brain is normal, her mental state is not.
D) 2p's brain has a screw loose.
E) 2p's brain has a missing screw.
F) 2p's brain has several missing screws.
G) 2p's brain has no screws.
H) 2p's brain was a result of a failed genetic experiment in the local equivalent of Area 51.
I) 2p's brain had been experimented on by aliens when she'd been abducted.
J) 2p's brain had been zapped badly by aliens when she ran after them screaming and waving.
K) 2p is enlightened beyond the realm of thinking of all others.
L) 2p has a brain?
M) 2p needs a brain?
N) 2p's human? Not the One Who-Preceeds-The-Great-Apocalypse-And-Summons-The-End-Of-The-Universe?


Tag your votes!! (maybe I should put this outside the blogspace...)

By the way... that's a red herring...