Words of a Stranger

Waxing lyrical of the crappy details of my life and my views with a healthy dose of cynicism, sarcasm and everything you like about non-wholesome movies.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Mood filters your perception and sways your judgement. That's why we were given LOGIC.

Ello, Folks! The wonderful, irreplacable, magnificent, awe-inspiring 2p has returned!!






















Ok you can all stop gagging now. Hurrumph. Some people.


Anyways, let's start off with the airport.


We all know about airport regulations on things that should be checked in and not hand-carried. that includes needles, knives, swords and what-nots; and we all know that this is to prevent terrorists, madmen, crime syndicate agents and government spies (that's stretching it a bit) from getting on board, endangering all the passengers and jeopordising the flight (aka flying the hijacked plane straight into some infrastructure).


Now we see why we, as individual passengers, should follow the regulations. This I illustrate to you using an example.


A bespectacled woman walks up to the Service Counter to make an inquiry. She is escorted to the Lost and Found to retrieve an item that was confiscated before she flew out of the country, one which those in charge had told her she could reclaim when she returned to the country.


All the security staff present eyed this woman warily. There was nothing furtive about this woman, but for a piece of paper in her hand, her ticket to reclaim her belonging; one marked in bold letters, "LETHAL WEAPON/ FIREARM". Cold sweat formed as the security staff observed that there was no hesitation in the woman, who in fact seemed quite relaxed and perhaps too eager.


A marked package containing this woman's belonging was recovered and drawn out of the pile, placed in the hands of the woman, who promptly tore it open, drawing from within, as all waited with bated breath... a small, itty-bitty 4cm pocket knife.


All the security staff inwardly went, "Ah?"


A little spiced up here, there, and everywhere, but that is how my sister came under (unofficial) suspicion of a lethal weapon. I mean, that 4cm pocket knife could really do some damage.


Going to start work soon, but meanwhile I've got some clothes to sell in mint condition, to fund my supply. Anybody interested? 10 to 15 bucks apiece.


Point-and-click-escape-the-room games are very popular on the net. For good reason. For the best, go check out Crimson Room, Escape the Room, Swan Room, My Diamond Baby, Rats... Lots of good one out there, just go look for em. I'll warn you though that Crimson Room is creepy. The rest I've listed are loads of fun.


I need to sleep.

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