I'm psychologically disturbed.

I've been eating and eating since prom. And no exercise. Almost.


Why?


Coz there goes the two best years of my life. And I'm not getting it back.


I'm DEPRESSED, PEOPLE.


Tell a joke. Cheer me up. Entertain me.


Give me a hockey stick and let me hit you. Please. Pretty please with cherry on top.


And tell me how to password protect this thing just in case.